Am I a Vest Man?

When I eat lunch in the student center I like to sit by the large window overlooking a big green field. There's a sidewalk that goes along the edge of the field and I like to watch the people as they walk by. Today I saw someone wearing a silver colored baseball cap. It caught my attention because it was shinny. Then it hit me, I should start wearing a vest, but not just any old vest. I think that I should make a vest out of duct tape. From a distance it would just look shinny and silvery but once people get up close they will see how cool it really is. I think that it would look great when paired with my cowboy boots and cordoroy pants.